Funny of the Month

Turkey Tongue Twister

The two-toed turkey towed twelve times ten talking turtles. How many talking turtles did the two-toed turkey tow?

Corny Pilgrim Jokes

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

A: Their AGE!

Thanksgiving Knock, Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Knock, knock.

Who's there? Who's there?

Harry. Arthur

Harry who? Arthur who?

Harry up, I'm hungry! Arthur any

leftovers?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren't you?

Just for Laughs

Which cat discovered America?

Christofurry Columbus

Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”

Because they never learned good table manners

What key has legs and can’t open doors?

A Turkey

What has feathers and webbed feet?

A turkey wearing scuba gear

How can you send a turkey through the post office?

Bird class mail

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

Because he had the drumsticks